belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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