dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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