he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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