I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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