what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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