U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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