sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Randomize
