Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Your tits are I can't wait for
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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