One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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