my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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