plz talk dirty to me
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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