Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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