my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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