real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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