I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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