dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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