I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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