Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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