Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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