69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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