Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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