drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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