He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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