she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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