You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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