When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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