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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"

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• (631): View more from New York

  She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry

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• (727): View more from Florida

  how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.

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  fuck our hall.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.

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  Yeah, that's a plus.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???

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