Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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