I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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