either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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