It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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