My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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