we're blogging at a bar
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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