Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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