Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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