I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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