Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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