the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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