Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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