Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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