Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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