What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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