I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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