its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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