You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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