Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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