It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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