So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
