Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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