this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You're like the curious george of whores
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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