May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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