How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.